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Season 4, Episode 6
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"Helter Skelter"

Elijah squirmed his way out of the damaged car. He relocated his dislocated shoulder and his cuts healed.

"Quinn!" Elijah saw Quinn lying on the ground. She was struggling to breathe. He ran over to Quinn with superhuman speed, bit the bottom of his wrist open, and force-fed Quinn his blood. She suddenly came back to life.

"What just happened?" asked a disoriented Quinn.

"We were just in a car wreck. Luckily, we both survived. I can't speak for the other driver though."

Quinn looked at Elijah's car, which was completely totaled.

"Holy crap. How is it even possible that I'm alive? How is it even possible that YOU'RE alive?" said Quinn, almost angrily.

"Well, I guess we both just got Lucky." said Elijah with a nervous smile.

"Indeed." said a suspicious Quinn.

"Come on, I'll walk you back to the dorm." said Elijah.

"What about the other driver?" asked Quinn.

"Look, I think it's important that I take you home. I'll come right back after I see you off."

Quinn sighed and said "If you insist."

Luckily, they had only crashed a couple miles from Quinn's dorm. When they reached the "Welcome to Yale University" sign, Quinn stopped.

"I think i know the way from here" she said.

"You sure?" said Elijah

"Elijah, I'm a grown woman. I think I can handle myself.

"If you insist. I just want to make sure you're safe." he said

"You're too sweet." said Quinn with a smile. "Bye now." she waved.

"Good night to you, Quinn." Elijah said with a smile.

She walked a good 100 feet before two men started following her. They were either high, crazy, horny, drunk, or a mixture of each because the way they were talking to her was HIGHLY non-gentlemanlike.

"Hey, babe. I've got a party for you, in pants. Also, a lollipop. You can suck it for a long time." said the first man.

"Hey, toots. You know you want me." said the second guy, who put his hands on her.

"Get your...FILTHY hands off me, you pervert!" Quinn exclaimed.

"Hey Josh, how good you think she'd look naked, huh?" said the second man.

"Well, Jason, she's probably even hotter than Trixie, you know that chick we banged last night? You know she's an actual porn star, right?"

Quinn tried to run away, but Jason ran after her and grabbed her. She kicked and screamed "HELP! HELP! RAPE!!!!!! HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!" Jason covered her mouth. Josh ripped off Quinn's jumper so that her bra and underwear were visible. They soon dragged Quinn behind a nearby bush so no one would see what was happening. Quinn managed one last scream before she felt her head repeatedly being beaten extremely hard. Soon, she was out. The men continued with their assault until suddenly, Elijah appeared. He threw them both off of Quinn with impressive supernatural strength and an unusually bloodshot face.

"LEAVE HER ALONE! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I RIP BOTH OF YOU TO SHREDS!!!!!!!" Elijah's eyes compelled both Josh and Jason to leave. They both ran away from Elijah, noticeably frightened. "Quinn!" he rushed to Quinn's aid. "God damnit, why didn't you just let me see you off into the dorm?" He knew it didn't matter. What was done was done. He attempted to give Quinn more of his blood. A simple compulsion would cause her to forget everything that happened. However, Quinn's mouth was not taking the blood. In fact, she wasn't even moving or breathing. She was dead. Elijah knew that this meant only one thing: Quinn would become a vampire when she woke up. Elijah collected Quinn's clothes and dressed her behind the bush, as not to look awkward dressing an unconscious girl who was wearing nothing but her intimate clothes. He then carried her to his apartment on his back. She woke up about an hour after the assault had taken place.

"Ugh, where am I? Where are those douche bags? I need to go to the police" said Quinn angrily.

"Quinn, they're gone. Listen, we need to talk." said Elijah.

"Why am I wearing my clothes again? You know when someone is sexually assaulted, it's best to not do yourself up again or the police won't believe you when you say they raped you." said a noticeably frustrated Quinn.

"LISTEN!" Elijah bellowed so loudly the entire apartment complex probably could have heard. "Let me explain. There's quite a few things I have to tell you, and it's not gonna be easy for you to hear."

"Please, be my guest. Explain to me why the hell you-"

"I'm the reason you survived the car wreck." he said.

"What?" said Quinn.

"Quinn, I'm a vampire. I kept it a secret from you so that you wouldn't be scared of me."

To Elijah's surprise, Quinn actually believed him.

"Well, I've seen Twilight, alright? I don't see any reason to be scared right now, especially since you saved my life twice." she said.

"There's more. I gave you some of my blood immediately after the car wreck. That's how you're still alive. And the worst part of it is gonna be a lot for you to take in, I'm sure." he said. Quinn looked at him with concern. "Quinn..." he said shakily. "You died when they raped you."

"What are you talking about? I'm talking to you now. How can I be dead?" she said.

"Quinn, when you die with vampire blood in your system, you become a vampire yourself." he said.

"Oh. Oh my god. What am I gonna do? I like food. Human food. And I don't drunk blood! Besides, I'm a Christian! Killing is an immoral thing to do." said Quinn defensively.

"Soon, you will learn to live on blood, and crave it as well. Believe me." Elijah pulled out a bag that was unmistakably a bag of blood from a blood donor. "Drink this. It helps with the headache."

"Are you insane?" said Quinn.

"Look, if you don't feed, you'll die." Said Elijah. "Drink."

Quinn reluctantly drank from the bag as if it were a nasty Capri Sun. However, after the first few drops, she uncontrollably drank the rest in seconds flat, as if it were the most delicious drink she had ever tasted. She then knew exactly what she wanted to do as a newly-turned vampire: go after Josh and Jason, the two guys that had raped her.

"Another thing" said Elijah "You will need to skip Monday's English lesson. I need you to stay here."

"What? Why? I'll miss all my classes!" she exclaimed.

"You can go to your lessons on Tuesday. As a vampire, you can't walk in the sun. You have to wear a ring. I have my own. However, I was going to skip my Tuesday classes so that you could wear the ring on Tuesday while I stay here. We can just email our professors. I know of a witch who can fashion you a daylight ring." Elijah explained. "Any questions?" said Elijah.

Quinn glanced at her empty blood bag, then asked "You got any more of these?"

Elijah smiled at her.


Back in Las Vegas, Kurt woke up, his new husband lying dead on the floor.

"BLAINE! Holy crap! Where is that bitch? I want to kill her! Blaine wake up! Wake up!" Kurt attempted to perform CPR on Blaine, but it wasn't working. His heart was not beating. He was clearly dead, or so Kurt thought. Kurt sobbed over Blaine's body for about a minute.

Blaine opened his eyes to Kurt sobbing over his chest. "Kurt what's wrong?"

"BLAINE! You're alive!!!!!!!!" Kurt tackled Blaine with a huge kiss. "Wait, how is that possible? You had no heartbeat. Unless I saved you. I should be a doctor." Kurt chuckled. Blaine, however, did not seem to be in a laughing mood.

"Kurt, I feel awful. I feel like I've been hit by a truck, and whoa, what the hell happened here?" said Blaine.

"That blonde girl, Rebekah. She was a vampire. God, I think she took our stakes too." said Kurt, who rested his hand on his neck, which was bleeding.

"Kurt, what happened to your neck?" Blaine asked. "Come here." Blaine tried to kiss his neck to make him feel better. Some of Kurt's blood entered his mouth. Suddenly, Blaine felt like he was having an orgasm, and felt 100% better. "Kurt, this may sound weird, but your blood tastes good."

"What the hell, are you a vampire now too?" said Kurt jokingly. However, in reality, it was no joke.

"Yes, Kurt." Blaine played along. "And I've come to suck all your delicious, sweet fairy blood."

"Oh my god save me!" joked Kurt. Blaine leaned in to continue what had started before Rebekah had appeared. However, Kurt stopped him.

"Whoa, wait. I'm not wearing my wedding ring." he looked at Blaine's fingers. "And neither are you. If we're going to officially consummate this marriage, I want to do it with our wedding rings on."

"Okay. I guess they got knocked off when Rebekah attacked." said Blaine.

They each put their wedding rings back on. Blaine started kissing Kurt's neck again in the same place and he couldn't help but sink his teeth into Kurt's neck, as if he really were a vampire. "Blaine, Blaine! BLAINE!" Blaine stopped.

"Oh my god, Kurt I'm so sorry." Blaine apologized.

Kurt began to sob again. "Holy Streisand! You really are a vampire. Now what? I'm gonna grow into an old man while you stay young forever." Kurt sobbed extremely hard.

"Kurt, stop it. You know you're the love of my life. I would never leave you for someone younger, even if you did grow old while I stay young. Don't you remember Twilight?" said Blaine.

"Can I be alone for a few minutes? I have enough to deal with knowing that my own partner wants to drink my blood!" Blaine nodded. Kurt ran out of the hotel room and down the stairs, crying. He knew that if Blaine was a vampire, then they wouldn't be together for very long before Blaine wanted someone younger.

My immortal(rock version) - Evanescence lyrics

My immortal(rock version) - Evanescence lyrics

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd hit away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much

(Kurt and Quinn) :
that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd hit away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

I tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone

But though you're still with me

(Kurt and Quinn):
I've been alone along

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd hit away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me---

Kurt returned to the room to find Blaine in tears.

"I'm a monster." Blaine sobbed.

"Blaine, no you're not. Don't worry, no matter what, I still love you. I just needed to get some fresh air." Kurt assured him.

"How can you talk to me like that? How can you even LOOK at me?" Blaine cried. "You'd be better off dating a guy who isn't going to crave your blood all the time."

"Look, Blaine. I know it isn't going to be easy." said Kurt. "However, if you're really that scared of dating me as a vampire, then make me one too."

"No, Kurt. Please you don't have to do that for me." said Blaine.

"But I WANT to! God, Blaine. I love you so freaking much that we could be SLAVES for the rest of our lives and I wouldn't be any less happy as long as you were there with me." Kurt rested his hand on Blaine's shoulder.

"You love me that much?" asked Blaine.

"You're just figuring this out now?"

They shared a bloody kiss. Kurt didn't mind.

"Only thing is, I'll have to commit suicide. I'm gonna have to go climb to the top of the hotel and jump off." Kurt then walked towards the door. "Well, see you on the other side."

"Wait!" said Blaine.

"Blaine, I already have vampire blood in my system."

"That was over 24 hours ago. When I was killed by that blonde girl, only 23 had passed. I need to give you my blood. Also, I think it would be better if I just snapped your neck myself. "

"Alright." Kurt said with a reluctant sigh. He then took off his ring and placed it on the night stand. He didn't want to lose it again.

Blaine then bit open the bottom of his wrist, and Kurt drank from him.

"Okay, you ready? Asked Blaine.

"Ready when you are. Don't tell me when you're gonna do it."

"Alright." said Blaine. Kurt closed his eyes nervously. These were his last moments as a living human being. Blaine then twisted Kurt's neck with great force. Kurt fell to the floor. It was literally the hardest thing that Blaine had ever done. After nearly an hour had gone by, Blaine started getting impatient and scared. What if Kurt didn't turn? Should he have waited longer before snapping Kurt's neck?

"Come on! Please wake up soon!" said Blaine impatiently.

Finally, Kurt awoke. Blaine sighed with relief.

"Finally. How are you feeling, babe?" said Blaine lovingly.

"Ugh, I feel like I've been hit on the head with a thousand baseball bats." said Kurt.

"Come on, let's find you a human."

"Wait, what? Are you crazy? We can't kill another human being!"

"Kurt, you need to feed, or you'll die." said Blaine. "And besides, we won't kill anyone; you only need a little bit of blood to complete the transition. I'll even compel them to forget. They won't remember a thing."

"Fine." said Kurt.

Kurt slipped the ring back on his finger. They left the hotel room and walked to the elevator. To their delight, a man in his late 30s-early 40s walked out of the elevator. As he walked past them, they grabbed him and pulled him into the elevator.

"What in the-" said the man.

Blaine stared into his eyes. "He's gonna drink your blood, and you're gonna let him, Okay?"

"Okay" said the man. Kurt was shocked at what he was seeing.

"Go ahead. I'll pull you back if you drink too much."

Kurt sunk his teeth into the man's neck. However, he couldn't control himself. Blaine had to pull him off of the man.

"I think that's enough." said Blaine, who also felt a sudden craving for the man's blood.

"No, I need more!" said Kurt. "MORE!"

"Come on, let's take him outside." Blaine suggested.

When they reached the bottom floor, they ran outside carrying the man. Kurt started screaming "Hospital! 911!" Blaine then said. "Quick, Kurt, we'll put him in my car! It's gonna be okay, Uncle Andy!"

They ran outside and hid behind a bush. Kurt looked at Blaine funny.

"'Uncle Andy'? Really? We don't even know this man's name!" said Kurt whispering loudly.

"Um, it says so on his nametag. Besides, you have an uncle Andy, don't you?" said Blaine.

"Come on, let's drink." said Kurt.

They both fed on the man until there was no more life left in him. The next morning, Blaine and Kurt decided to clean up their room to get rid of all the blood stains and attempt to fix anything that was broken. Kurt had to leave that day because he had to get back to his internship early on Monday morning, as he had a special assignment to work on with Isabelle Wright. Also, Blaine wanted to get back to Ohio. However, they needed to get their marriage annulled.

Kurt grew angry. "Gah, I swear if I find that Damon vampire, I'm going to rip his-"

"Kurt, what's done is done. Besides, he's apparently my relative." said Blaine.

"What kind of person would turn their own innocent RELATIVE into a vampire?" exclaimed Kurt.

"Well, we'll figure it all out later. We need to get out of here as soon as possible before anyone becomes suspicious. Also, we should get our marriage annulled."said Blaine.

"Wait what? Why?" asked a discouraged Kurt.

"Look, Kurt. I love you to death, but you gotta admit this whole thing was silly. We don't need to get married now to prove that we are in love. Besides, look at what happened to Finn and Rachel."

Kurt sighed. "You're right. We'd better call them."

Blaine then called the office of the chapel. Fortunately, the woman he spoke to could not find any record of the marriage between Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson.

-"His last name is Hummel. Like hummus, but with an '-el' instead of a '-us'"

-"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like you and your partner were never legally married. Also, it wouldn't have been recognized anyway since same-sex marriages aren't recognized in the state of Nevada."

-"Thanks for your time. Bye." Blaine hung up and called Kurt.

"Good news" said Blaine. " We don't need to have our marriage annulled. Apparently, it wasn't even documented."

Kurt looked at him confused. "I wonder why?" He said.

"Oh we'll, let's just find a way to get out of here."

"Okay." Kurt agreed.

They gathered their things and packed up to leave. The woman at the front desk remembered them from the night before.

"Say, how's your uncle?" she asked.

"Oh, he didn't make it. He died in the hospital." said Kurt.

"Oh, we'll I'm sorry to hear that." said the woman, seemingly unconvinced. "Say, I there was a man who looked EXACTLY like your uncle who's gone missing. He's from this hotel."

"Oh, we'll what a coincidence." said Kurt.

"You know, I heard some crazy activity coming from your bedroom when I went to go bring a patron some extra towels. It even sounded like you guys were taking about drinking blood."

"Drinking blood? We aren't vampires." Blaine scoffed nervously.

"Well, I noticed that the man had bite marks on his neck."

She was onto them. Kurt decided he needed to compel her. He stared into her eyes.

"You remember nothing about anything you just described. Vampires aren't real. You're just daydreaming about exciting things you wish would happen at this boring excuse for a job."

"This job is so boring. I wish I was a vampire...." said the receptionist blankly.

Kurt and Blaine headed the airport. Blaine dropped off the rental car and they each brought their luggages to the baggage check. Eventually, they had to part ways.

"You know, despite all the drama and craziness, I've had a really fun weekend." said Kurt.

"Me too. We should do it again sometime." they both giggled. "You know, go to Vegas, get fake-married. However, NEXT time, we will become Jedi knights." said Blaine jokingly.

"No, I'd rather become a fairy. Fairies are cooler." said Kurt playfully.

"Well, this is it. I guess I'll see you on Skype, and whenever you come into town for Thanksgiving. I love you." said Blaine.

"I love you too." Kurt kissed him. They kissed with a tight embrace for about 10 seconds. They then parted ways.


At 4 PM in the afternoon, Kurt's plane approached JFK airport. Kurt could not have been more excited to touch down. Rachel and Brody were waiting at the terminal.

Rachel squealed with joy at the first sight of Kurt. Kurt came running to Rachel as well.

"So, how's the newlywed? And are you guys by any chance planning a honeymoon?" said Rachel. She noticed that Kurt suddenly looked sad. "What's wrong? Did something happen between you and Blaine?"

"Oh, no me and Blaine are perfectly fine, but there's a lot I have to tell you, and neither one of you are gonna believe this." said Kurt. "I'll tell you in the car."

After Kurt claimed his baggage, they made their way into Brody's car. Kurt told them everything that happened, with Damon, Rebekah, and the marriage.

"OH MY GOD! You're a VAMPIRE??!?!??????!!!?" Rachel exclaimed.

"Rachel, don't worry. I wanted to become this, though Blaine was against it." said Kurt.

"Well, he was right to be against it. Blaine didn't ask to be turned. It was an accident." said Rachel.

"Well to be honest, being with him as a vampire was a little bit freaky. I didn't want to just be his blood bag. You've seen Twilight, True Blood. Bella and Sookie both let their vampire lovers dink from them. As a human, I hated letting people take my blood. I would nearly faint. Now, I feel great!" Kurt explained.

"Well, Kurt. We need to ask you something." said Brody. Kurt looked at him. "You have a cousin named Elena Gilbert, right?"

"Yes." said Kurt. "She lives in Mystic Falls, Virginia. Why?

"Well, I also have a cousin who lives in Mystic Falls. Her name is Bonnie Bennett. She is one of Elena's best friends. She is a witch, and I am a warlock."

"Wait what? Warlock? You mean, you're magical?" asked Kurt.

"Yes. Anyway, your cousin Elena has also become a vampire recently."

Kurt took shock to this news. "What? When? How?"

"Im not sure, but I'm sure you can ask her about it. You have her number? Skype?" asked Brody.

"Yes I have her on Skype." said Kurt. "I'll Skype her tonight."

"Another thing: because of the fact that you're a vampire, you can't walk in the sun." said Brody. "Therefore, you need a ring to protect you from the sun."

"I'm wearing a ring." said Kurt.

"Oh. How did you get that?" asked Brody, confused.

"Oh, I got it at the chapel." said Kurt.

"Well whatever you do, don't take it off." said Brody.

However, in that moment, Kurt took the ring off his left ring finger and the sunlight coming through the sunroof hit him and his skin started burning. Kurt screamed. Rachel and Brody both screamed at him "Put it back on! Put it back on!"

Kurt slipped the ring over his right ring finger. His burns started to heal. Everyone in the car sighed. Then it occurred to Kurt "I gotta tell Blaine that he can't take the ring off!" Kurt got out his phone and dialed Blaine's number.

-"Hey, babe."

-"Blaine! Listen. Are you still wearing the ring?"

-"Oh, yeah, I forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me. I need to take it off since we aren't really married."

-"NO DON'T!" exclaimed Kurt.

-"Well, why not? You think Sebastian or someone is gonna come after me if I do?"

-"No, listen. That ring you're wearing protects you from the sun. Vampires are naturally supposed to burn in the sun. You don't have to keep it on that finger, but you must wear it. Also, you don't want to give yourself away."

-"Well, thanks for the tip. Hey listen, I gotta go. My mom is calling me." said Blaine.

-"I love you."

-"I love you too, Kurt. Bye."


When school resumed at William McKinley high school, Blaine started feeling mundane. He liked being in Las Vegas, let alone with Kurt. Also, he hadn't fed on anyone in two days. Brent came up to him.

"Blaine! Being in New York was fun! I hope we can do it again." said Brent.

"Sure, anytime." said Blaine monotonously.

"Something wrong, Blaine?" asked Brent.

"Oh, it's just jet lag." Blaine lied.

"Um, you can't really get jet lag if you travel in the United States." said Brent.

"Hey, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for Glee rehearsal. I'll explain this afternoon. Maybe we can hang out." said Blaine, who walked away in a hurry.

"Okay." said Brent to himself, as Blaine had already disappeared.

The bell rang. Blaine was about 30 seconds late to Glee rehearsal.

"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Schue." said Blaine.

"Well, Blaine, you made it just in time for my big announcement." said Will.

"Big announcement?" asked Sam inquiringly.

"Actually, I have a couple of announcements. First: there's something I have to tell you guys. I've been selected for the Blue Ribbon panel to support arts education. So, I'm leaving McKinley high school for awhile. I'll be in Washington D.C. For a couple months."

"Well, what about Sectionals?" asked Tina.

"Guys, I apologize for this short notice. However, in light of my departure, I've selected 2 co-directors, and I'm sure most of you guys, are familiar with the first one. Drum roll please...." Will pointed at the drummer. "Mr. Finn Hudson!"

Finn walked in, and half the classroom went wild. Sam, Tina, Brittany, Blaine, Joe, Artie, and Sugar all ran up to Finn and hugged him one at a time. However, Unique, Jake, and Marley all looked at each other confused.

"Do you know who that is?" Jake asked them. They both shrugged.

"Alright, everyone sit down now. Another thing: I'm sure quite a few of you remember Holly Holliday." said Will.

"Wait, is she coming back too?" asked Tina excitedly.

"Yes. However, she won't be in until next week. She's having some personal issues that I'd rather not tell you guys about. Anyway, I leave you all, and I hope that Mr. Hudson and Ms. Holliday will be great replacements for me while I'm gone. I will be back for Thanksgiving, and I will definitely be home for Christmas. Now before i go, i would like to say something. You have all inspired me to do this, and if it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't have even been given this opportunity. So, thank you guys. For everything. I'm hoping that Finn can inspire you the way you have inspired me. Now, I would like to give the floor to Finn. However, you will now refer to him as Mr. Hudson.

Finn said to Will "Mr. Schue, some of these kids are my friends. I really don't mind if they just call me by my first name."

"Okay, Finn. The floor is yours."

"Well, to kick off my first assignment, me and Mr. Schue put together a little number. This week, we will be singing... Wait for it.... ROCK music!"

The entire class got excited, with the exception of Marley, who just and shook her head and fake smiled.

"Something wrong, Marley?" asked Will.

"I don't know. I mean, I mostly listen to pop, like Colbie Caillat and Sarah Bareilles. I mean, but I guess I'll give it a try." said Marley.

"Well, without any further ado, let's kick off our first song. Maybe this will change your mind, Marley." said Finn, pointing at her confidently.

Finn and Will started tapping their feet and clapping the beat to Queen's "We Will Rock You"

We will rock you by QUEEN with lyrics

We will rock you by QUEEN with lyrics


---Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playing in the street gonna be a big man someday
You've got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place


We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you


Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on the world someday
You've got blood on your face
You big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place


We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you


Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes gonna make you some peace someday

You've got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place


We will, we will rock you (Will: sing it)
We will, we will rock you (Finn: everybody)
We will, we will rock you (Will: uhh)
We will, we will rock you

"With that, I bid you all farewell." said Will. "Good luck, Finn. And good luck, New Directions! Make me proud at Sectionals!"

The entire class cheered as he left. Sue Sylvester walked by him and walked inside the choir room.

"Well, congratulations, kids. You finally scared Will Schuester out of this school. And now the Glee club is mine."

"What are you talking about, Sue? I'm the new director." said Finn.

"Well, not for long." said Sue confidently. "Move over, Granny Panties. I'm taking over. You can sit out for now."

"But Sue, you hate the Glee club." said Finn. "Admit it: You only helped us last year so that Figgins wouldn't give the Cheerios to Roz Washington. So what's your angle this time?"

Sue said dryly "Yao Ming, you don't understand. I had so much fun co-coaching the Glee club last year at Nationals that I want to help again."

"Sue, listen. It's not that we still don't trust you, it's just... Will already assigned a co-director for me, Holly Holliday. And, you know, I think it would look really weird if the Glee club had three directors." said Finn.

"Well, good luck with that, Frankenteen. You know, I was gonna take my revenge out on you for rejecting me, but I'm pretty sure Holly Hash-i-day will be a such a horrible DISASTER that you guys won't even make it to Sectionals. Later, ladies and gays."

The students all looked at each other confused.

"Well, let's get started." said Finn.


The next day, Jake approached Marley in the hallway at her locker. He appeared right behind her door as she shut it, causing her to jump back.

"Hey." said Jake.

"You scared me." said Marley.

"Sorry about that. Hey, listen. I know you don't really like rock music, but I was wondering if maybe you wanted to sing with me."

"Please, not a heavy metal song." said Marley.

"No, it's an alternative rock song. Broken by Seether, and I was hoping you could sing the Amy Lee part.

"You know, I always did kind of like that song."

They performed it in the choir room when Glee rehearsal came around the corner.

Broken-Seether & Amy Lee from Evanescence(Lyrics) HQ FULL

Broken-Seether & Amy Lee from Evanescence(Lyrics) HQ FULL


---I wanted you to know
That I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph
I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain


'Cause I'm broken
When I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right
When you're gone away


You're gone away
You don't feel me here


The worst is over now
And we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn
And no one to left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain


'Cause I'm broken
When I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right
When you're gone away

You're gone away
You don't feel me here

Most of the New Directions clapped, with the exception of Tina, Sam, and Unique.

"Guys. What's the matter?" Finn asked them.

"You know, rock music is supposed to be hardcore fun, not hardcore BORING like that song was." said Tina.

"It's alternative rock. And like it or not, Tina, it's still rock music and they both did a great job with it. Everyone give Jake and Marley another well-deserved round of applause!"

The others clapped again.

"Finn, much as I like alternative rock, I kind of agree with Tina. You see, me, her, and Unique have actually been working on a rock song of our own. And trust me, it's better than Seether!" he looked at Jake, who looked slightly pissed.

Welcome to the jungle By Guns N' Roses with lyrics-0

Welcome to the jungle By Guns N' Roses with lyrics-0


---Welcome to the Jungle
We've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey
We know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring it to your
Shun na na na na na na na
Knees, knees

I wanna watch you bleed!


Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want to you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay

  • Hearing someone singing about blood so much suddenly caused Blaine to crave some. He started feeling uneasy. He pictured the three of them bleeding to death, and drinking from them. This caused his face to become slightly bloodshot. He hadn't had any blood since he was in Las Vegas, and he needed more. Tina noticed Blaine's bloodshot face, but still continued with the song, thinking it was her imagination*


You're a very sexy girl
Very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get there for free


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I wanna hear you scream!


Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like an animal
'In the jungle where we play

If you got a hunger for what you see
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring it to your
Shun na na na na na na na
Knees, knees
I'm gonna watch you bleed!

When you're high
You never ever wanna come down
So down, so down
So down, so down

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring it to your
Shun na na na na na na na
Knees, knees

Down in the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring it to your
Shun na na na na na na na
It's gonna bring you down! Uhh!---

The entire class, with the exception of Jake, clapped. Even Marley clapped.

"So, Jake. What did you think?" asked Sam

"That song was garbage. Guns N' Roses are overrated. Also, 80s music sucks." said Jake.

"Hey! If it weren't FOR bands like Guns N' Roses, all your favorite modern rock bands wouldn't even exist today!"

Jake and Sam started getting into a heated fight over rock music. Finn had to break them up.

"GUYS! GUYS! It's all rock music. Just because someone prefers one type of rock music and someone else prefers another doesn't make either one any less rock music. I swear, you both are just like a bunch of Teena-" they both looked at him funny.

"We are teenagers, Finn. And so are you." said Tina.

"Oh, well I really don't feel like one. I feel like a grown man, and it's my responsibly to straighten you guys out." said Finn. He then started his own song.

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance (lyrics)

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance (lyrics)


---They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you son
So they can watch all the things you do

Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine


They say all teenagers scare
The living crud out of me
They could care less
As long as someone will bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me

The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names at the stick
You're never gonna fit in much kid

  • This line was directed at Jake, who pouted to himself*

But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did

They say all teenagers scare
The living crud out of me
They could care less
As long as someone will bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me

They say all teenagers scare
The living crud out of me
They could care less
As long as someone will bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me

  • the New Directions all got up and danced and sang along*


All together now!

Teenagers scare
The living crud out of me
They could care less
As long as someone will bleed

  • Sugar was wearing chopsticks in her hair. As a joke, she took one out and scratched Marley's neck with it on the word "bleed." Coincidentally, Blaine was looking directly at them as it happened. He glared at Sugar, but had a hard time resisting the urge to bite Marley, who was bleeding from the neck.*

So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me

As the song ended, Blaine felt himself rush over to Marley and take a huge bite out of her neck, draining blood from her neck into his mouth. Suddenly, everyone started screaming and ran to one side of the room. Marley was screaming as well.


Finn and Jake rushed over bravely and pulled Blaine off Marley. Marley was hyperventilating. Finn was shocked and appalled at what had just happened. Blaine's face was completely bloodshot like neither of them had ever seen before. When Marley glanced back at Blaine, saw the scariest face she had ever seen in her life when she looked at him. The blood all over his mouth and the bloodshot face caused Marley to squeal. She hugged Jake for protection, looking away.

"What the hell was that, dude?" he said.

"Freak!" Jake said to Blaine while holding a whimpering Marley.

"Jake." said Finn.

Blaine came to his senses and realized what he had done. He looked around the room. Marley looked traumatized; Everyone was staring at him as if he were a dangerous tiger who escaped from the zoo. Feeling remorse and embarrassment, he ran out of the classroom with superhuman speed.

"You know, I used to pretend to be a vampire when Figgins wouldn't let me have my way, all because he accused me of being one, but I never thought vampires were REAL!" said Tina.

"We gotta tell Figgins." said Jake.

"Don't! Figgins will EXPEL him!" said Tina. "He's the biggest vampire hater in the entire universe!"

"Tina, I know Blaine's been a great Glee club member and friend to all of us. You know, he's possibly my future brother-in-law even, but we may not have a choice. Having him around could be dangerous." said Finn.

"I'll talk to him later. Trust me, I'm not afraid of vampires." said Tina. "Meanwhile, I think it's best that Marley goes to the nurse. I'll take her."

Tina then escorted Marley out of the room to the nurse's office.


Back in New York, Rachel and Kurt were at Brody's apartment. Brody poured Kurt a glass of bourbon. Kurt looked at Brody funny.

"Bourbon? I'm a vampire." said Kurt.

"Exactly. It will help with the cravings." said Brody.

Kurt sipped his bourbon. Strangely enough, it kind of did help with his blood cravings.

"Now, who's ready for a Twilight marathon?" asked Brody.

"ME!" exclaimed both Kurt and Rachel at the same time.

However, when Brody turned on the television, they saw news that shocked them.

"In New Haven, Connecticut, there is currently an investigation over the disappearance of the freshman Yale student Quinn Fabray. Her roommate, who has requested to remain nameless, claims that Quinn went out on a date with another student by the name of Elijah Mikaelson on Saturday night. On that same night, a car crashed about two miles away from campus after being hit by a drunk driver, who was killed on impact. The car license plate matches the car that Elijah owns. From the looks of his car, it appeared as though Quinn had flown out the windshield, and Elijah's body would have been crushed in the car wreck. However, Quinn's body was nowhere to be found at the site of the crash, and neither was Elijah's. On Monday evening, a few other Yale students claim that Elijah was seen in class with them, as if nothing was wrong, but that Quinn was absent. The professors also claim that Quinn hasn't shown up to any of her classes, and that Elijah missed his Tuesday class. Also, early yesterday, a few students claim that they saw Quinn talking to two boys by the names of Jason McHale and Joshua Cain in the dining hall around breakfast time, who then followed her outside and off campus. The source also claims that Quinn, Jason, and Joshua were not seen after that. Police planned to question Elijah about all this strange behavior a few hours ago, as he is a suspect in the disappearance of the three other students. However, the police claimed that no one was home."

Rachel and Kurt looked at each other with horrified faces. Rachel decided to call Quinn. The phone rang. To Rachel's surprise, she answered.


-"QUINN! What's going on? Where are you? You're on TV and it says you're missing!"

-"Wait, what?"

-"Quinn. You need to go turn yourself in. Also, who is this Elijah guy? Is he someone you've been dating?"

-"Um, sort of. I mean, we went on a date."

-"Well, The police want him. They think he, and possibly you, have kidnapped two other students."

-"Wait. What? That's insane. Elijah is a nice guy."

-"I'm coming over. Kurt too. Also, my new boyfriend Brody."


-"Yes, but I'll explain that when I get to you."

-"Oh, that's not a good idea. See, I'm not exactly feeling so great. I'm sick."

Quinn fake coughed.

-"Quinn, come on. You can tell me anything. We're friends, aren't we?"

-"Well, yes. Fine. I'll explain everything when you get here. You still have that card I bought you for graduation?"

-"Yes. We'll be there as soon as possible."

-"See you then. Bye, Rachel."

They hung up. Rachel started storming towards the door.

"Brody, pack a suitcase! We're going to New Haven!" urged Rachel.

"Way ahead of you." said Brody. He went into his bedroom and returned with a dark green suitcase. "It's my emergency getaway suitcase. It has plenty of stylish clothes and disguises, as well as an extra Grimoire in case I need to do spells."

"Pretty nifty." said Kurt.

"Come on. I have the train schedule on my iPhone. We're gonna miss the next train into New Haven if we don't hurry up!"

They followed Rachel out of the apartment hastily.


Back in Lima, Tina paid a visit to the Anderson home.

A man about in his mid-50s answered the door. He was wearing a black cardigan with a plaid shirt and a red bowtie. She could see where Blaine got his fashion sense from.

"Hello there, and who might you be?" asked Mr. Anderson

"Mr. Anderson, my name is Tina. I'm in Glee club with your son."

"Oh my goodness. Are you a new girlfriend of his? I KNEW he would come to his senses, that boy. He DOES like girls!" said Mr. Anderson excitedly.

"No, sorry. He's still gay. But I need to talk to him." said Tina.

"Oh, I wouldn't. He's not feeling well. He won't even let me talk to him." said Mr. Anderson.

"I can try." said Tina.

"Suit yourself." he said.

Mr. Anderson allowed Tina to come inside. She walked straight to Blaine's room. He was sitting on the side of the bed, as if mourning the loss of a loved one. However, Tina knew the real reason she was upset.

"Blaine?" said Tina.

"What? Tina, you shouldn't be here. You need to leave before I involuntarily rip your throat out."

"No. I think I can help you !"

"LEAVE!" bellowed Blaine. "And Finn can kick me out of the Glee club if he wants."

"Don't worry, I talked them out of giving you a code red." said Tina.

"But, why?" asked Blaine. "Why would you do that for me? I know how jealous you are of me. I always get the solos you really deserve."

"True, but to be honest, if anyone else got as many solos as you do, I would probably flip like I did last year before Nationals." said Tina. They both laughed. "You're really talented, Blaine. Probably even more than me. That's why Artie made you 'The New Rachel.'"

"Why are you being so nice to me?" asked Blaine.

"Because I admire you. As you know, I've dressed up as a vampire many times for Figgins so he would give me my way, but I just thought of it as a joke." said Tina. Before she could continue, Blaine interrupted.

"Wait, are you asking me to compel Figgins or something?"

"Maybe occasionally." they both laughed. "However, I really just want to help you. You don't know what kind of people are gonna come after you. There's probably vampire hunters out there who will kill any vampire that crosses paths with them. I guess what I'm trying to say is, that I'm by your side, accepting, no matter what." said Tina.

"Thanks, Tina. You know, you don't have to do this." said Blaine.

"I want to." said Tina. They hugged. "Come on, after school Glee rehearsal starts in 10 minutes. I had the Glee club put together a little number for you."

They walked out the door and into Tina's car. Tina started the car and drive off towards McKinley High School. There was a note on the door that said "Afterschool Glee practice has been moved to the April Rhodes Civic Pavilion, same time. -Finn" They reached the auditorium. Sam began the opening lyrics to My Chemical Romance's "Welcome to the Black Parade."

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade (Lyrics)

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade (Lyrics)

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?”


He said, "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the Black Parade"

Sometimes I get the feeling
She's watching over me
And other times I feel like I should go

(Tina and Marley):
And through it all, the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets
And when you're gone we want you all to know

We'll carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
You're weary widow marches on

On and on we carry through the fears
Disappointed faces of your peers

Take a look at me
'Cause I could not care at all

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Though you try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part

Won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for all the broken
Listen here, because it's only

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
Just a boy who wanna sing his song
Just a man, I'm not a hero
I don't care!'

We'll carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on, you'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
You're weary widow marches on

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Though you try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
(We'll carry on)

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Though you try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
(We'll carry on)


  • My Immortal by Evanescence. Sung by Kurt and Quinn.
  • We Will Rock You by Queen. Sung by Will and Finn with New Directions.
  • Broken by Seether. Sung by Jake and Marley.
  • Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses. Sung by Unique, Sam, and Tina.
  • Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Sung by Finn with New Directions
  • Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. Sung by New Directions

Characters (in order of appearance)

  • Elijah Mikaelson
    Quinn Fabray
    Kurt Hummel
    Blaine Anderson
    Rachel Berry
    Brody Weston
    Will Schuester
    Sam Evans
    Tina Cohen-Chang
    Brittany S. Pierce
    Joe Hart
    Artie Abrams
    Wade "Unique" Adams
    Jake Puckerman
    Marley Rose
    Sue Sylvester

Guest AppearancesEdit

  • Andy: the man who is killed by Kurt and Blaine for his blood.
    Brent Vu: Blaine's best non-Glee club friend.
    Jason McHale: One of the boys who assaults Quinn.
    Joshua Cain: One of the boys who assaults Quinn.